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  by Angela Roquet

  Lana Harvey, Reapers Inc.

  Graveyard Shift

  Pocket Full of Posies

  For the Birds

  Psychopomp

  Death Wish

  Lana Harvey, Reapers Inc. short stories

  Dearly Departed (featured in: Off the Beaten Path)

  Hair of the Hellhound (featured in: Badass and the Beast)

  other titles

  Crazy Ex-Ghoulfriend

  Backwoods Armageddon

  Blood Moon

  LANA HARVEY, REAPERS INC.

  BOOK 5

  Angela Roquet

  Copyright © 2015 Angela Roquet

  All rights reserved. No part of this book shall be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without prior written permission of the publisher. Although every precaution has been taken in the preparation of this book, the publisher and author assume no responsibility for errors or omissions. Neither is any liability assumed for damages resulting from the use of the information contained herein.

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

  For George Shelley,

  THE professor.

  Thank you for keeping an eye on Lana. She’d probably be aimlessly wandering around Limbo City without your encouragement and insight these past few years.

  Chapter 1

  “Democracy is the art and science

  of running the circus from the monkey cage.”

  —H. L. Mencken

  I’d never harvested anyone from a circus before. I really didn’t see what all the hype was about, but that could have been because I missed the main act. And seeing as how the second act went up in flames—the reason I was there in the first place—I didn’t even have time to enjoy a quick bag of popcorn.

  The fire had already reached the concession stand, and the plastic popper box melted around the blackened kernels inside, mixing with the gamey smell of elephant crap. And people actually paid for this?

  My stomach grumbled, reminding me that I’d missed lunch, and I cursed Kevin again. My no-show apprentice was in for an earful when I caught up with him. Picking up his slack was starting to weigh on me, and I’d been coddling him long enough. Still, I was having trouble coming right out and saying what needed to be said.

  It wasn’t as if I didn’t miss Josie too. We all did. Losing her had been a crippling blow, and no one was dealing with it particularly well. Gabriel was in full-on weeping angel mode, Jenni had buried herself in work and avoided the subject altogether, and Kevin seemed to think he was going to find Josie hiding out in the bottom of a bottle.

  I wasn’t doing so great myself, but at least I could hold my liquor and make it to work on time. My anger issues were another story. Between Josie’s death and Beelzebub’s betrayal, my fuse was short and frayed. The fact that Bub was a double agent for our side of the war didn’t ease my mind enough to count, but that might have had something to do with the demon defense course he dropped in my lap when he took off without an explanation. Running the Posy Unit and taking on massive harvests without my apprentice was catching up with me too.

  Under the flaming big top, a mob of performers and attendees crowded the exits. Some tore at the heavy canvas, trying to find another way out as the tent filled with smoke. The amateur fire dancer who had sparked the emergency situation lay in the center ring, well-done. The girl was at the top of my harvest list, and I needed to take her soul before the tent collapsed, unless I wanted to mar my perfect record by reporting her CNH, currently not harvestable.

  The rest of the victims would be reachable along the outer rim and just beyond the fallen tent. If Kevin had met me as we’d planned, this harvest would have been easy-peasy. Instead, I was trying to decide which exit would yield the most casualties, since I would undoubtedly be sprinting from one side to the other as souls prematurely fled their bodies. Trauma is a bitch like that. And let me tell you, harvesting souls from a fire is no easy feat. Too much of the time, they freak out and think they’re in Hell. I was going to kill Kevin for having to pull off this job alone.

  A flaming beam broke loose from the tent’s center pole, and I leapt over the edge of the risers just in time. I landed hard and twisted my ankle before falling face-first into the dirt floor. Splintered wood and embers flew over me. I covered my head with my arms and scooted away, closer to the center ring.

  The fire dancer’s soul quivered under her skin, briefly poking through as she struggled to free herself. Her death was the most traumatic, which was why she needed to be harvested right away. If not, she was likely to leave her body unassisted and wander. If she was lucky, someone from the Lost Souls Unit would pick her up quickly. If she was unlucky, she could end up wandering the earth for years—decades even—reliving her death until a reaper stumbled across her.

  I didn’t need that on my conscience. I stood, testing out my sore ankle, and then hurried to the girl’s side. Her charred flesh was rough like tree bark, but when my hand clasped around the wrist of her spectral form, she felt cool and smooth. She sprang out of her body with a scream.

  “Quiet,” I hissed. My patience was thin, and I didn’t have time to comfort her, not if I wanted to collect the rest of the souls on my docket.

  The girl’s eyes swelled as she took in the flaming scene around us. “Am I dead? Is this Hell?”

  “Slow down. You’re getting ahead of yourself,” I said, taking a small clipboard from the pocket of my robe.

  “Oh my god. This is Hell. Isn’t it?” She put her hands over her mouth and choked out a strangled sound.

  I scanned the names on my list of souls. “Look, Bryony—”

  “Brandy,” she said. “I’m Brandy. My sister is Bryony. So maybe you have the wrong girl? Maybe my sister is actually supposed to be in Hell, and I’m not?”

  I groaned and thrust my finger at the charred remains behind her. “That is your body. You are dead. This is not Hell. It’s a circus, or what’s left of a circus, that you’ve successfully sabotaged.
Congratulations. Now, where do you suppose I might find this sister of yours?”

  Brandy looked around more carefully, squinting through the smoke at the tightrope and the abandoned clown car nearby. Her cheeks flushed and she twisted her fingers together over her chest. I had to snap my fingers in her face to regain her attention.

  “Your sister?” I asked again.

  “She’s sleeping in her trailer, just outside. I wanted to fill in for her tonight,” she said hollowly.

  I sighed. “Great. So she’ll probably wake up and make it out of this mess, and I can turn you in instead.”

  Brandy’s face darkened. “I drugged her.”

  “What?”

  “I really wanted to be in the show.”

  I rubbed my forehead. “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

  Visions of Kevin scrubbing the deck floor with a toothbrush filled my mind, but they were soon pushed away as another soul zipped into my line of sight and threw a solid right hook into Brandy’s face.

  “You stupid bitch,” the new soul roared. Her face was twisted with rage, but despite that, she looked almost identical to Brandy. My mood lifted a little as I watched the two sisters pull hair and slap at each other.

  “Your show was lame anyway!” Brandy squealed.

  “This is why I never lit the hoops, you dimwit,” her sister said, ripping the sleeve of Brandy’s leotard. “No fire in a fireball performance! I told you their equipment wasn’t to code. But do you ever listen?”

  “Bryony, I take it?” I smiled and put a hand on my hip. “I hate to break up this tender reunion, but I have a schedule to keep.”

  Bryony’s head jerked up as she noticed me for the first time. “Great. Please tell me I don’t have to spend eternity with this moron.”

  I shrugged. Brandy hadn’t actually made it on the Posy Unit docket. It occurred to me, as the tent began to collapse, that maybe she was intended for the Lost Souls Unit.

  “Time to move!” I put a hand on each of their backs and shoved them in the direction the center pole was falling, carefully avoiding its direct path.

  A gaping hole formed at the tent’s peak where a chunk of the canvas had burned away. The center pole pulled it along as we ran, and I tried to time its fall. I caught a glimpse of the smoke-filled sky through the hole and dug my fingers into the girls’ shoulders just in time.

  The tent collapsed around us, sending a cloud of soot and dirt into the air. When it settled, a dozen souls emerged from the charred bodies lying in a circle around the edges of the fallen tent. Flaming debris dotted the ground, punctuating the black landscape. It reminded me a great deal of Hell. And then the screaming began.

  Chapter 2

  “None so deaf as those that will not hear.

  None so blind as those that will not see.”

  —Matthew Henry

  Purgatory Lounge was dead. A television buzzed in the corner, where a pair of nephilim, the only other customers in the bar, sat watching the evening news with crinkled brows and heaping ashtrays.

  Xaph’s new waitress, a soul who worked days at the Three Fates Factory, delivered a pitcher and frosted mug to my booth. Her strawberry bangs fell forward, shadowing her face. She had trouble making eye contact, but that was common with most of the newer souls. Reapers made them nervous. My disheveled appearance probably didn’t help.

  Her hands shook as she took the heavy coin I offered. I wrapped my grimy fingers around the mug and nodded at the pitcher. “Go ahead and bring another if you see that reach half empty,” I told her.

  “Or half full,” Gabriel said with a slight grin as he slid into the seat across from me. I tried to smile. His jokes were few and far between these days.

  “I’ll bring another mug,” the waitress said, hurrying off.

  “Make it two,” Gabriel called after her. “Jenni is on her way,” he said, answering my confused look. After a onceover, he added, “What happened to you?”

  “Kevin played hooky again,” I grumbled, wiping my hands down the legs of my jeans. It was no use. The crap wouldn’t come off. I needed a shower, but I needed beer even more.

  Gabriel pinched his lips together and cleared his throat. His wings twitched as he looked down and picked at the sleeve of his white robe, avoiding my annoyed stare.

  “Come on. Let’s hear it.” I sighed and leaned back in the booth, crossing my arms.

  Gabriel rolled his eyes. “He’s your apprentice, Lana. You have to do something. If you don’t straighten him out now, it’s only going to get worse.”

  “You think I don’t know that?” I leaned forward and put my elbows on the table before resting my forehead in my hands. “I’ve tried. Josie was so much better at this mentoring business. I don’t know what I’m going to do with Kevin. He’s never home, and on the rare occasion that he actually shows up for work, he’s drunk.”

  Gabriel’s eyes narrowed. “Drunk? How much time have you actually spent with Kevin since…”

  “You mean when I’m not working overtime to make up for his absence? Or when I’m not working odd assignments with Jenni to make ends meet?” I sighed. “Josie’s… gone. Holly gave us a break on the rent, but her generosity has an expiration date. Kevin can’t pay his share if he’s not working. Luckily, Jenni and I are workhorses and able to hold down the fort. For now.”

  Gabriel frowned. “There’s a war raging outside. We’re all short on time—and patience. But that doesn’t mean we can afford to cut off those dear to us. You have to see to Kevin. He needs you right now.”

  “Yeah? Well I needed him today.” I slammed my fist on the table just as Jenni paused in front of our booth. She took one look at me and slid in next to Gabriel instead.

  “Kevin bail again?” she asked, taking a fresh mug from our hesitant waitress. She poured herself and Gabriel each a glass. The waitress eyed the mostly empty pitcher and hurried off to fetch another.

  Gabriel took a long drink and turned to Jenni. “Where did you say you spotted Kevin last week?”

  Jenni gave me a cautious glance. “Leaving one of the apartments over on the west side, near the one we burned down last fall.”

  “Allegedly burned down,” I snapped.

  “Allegedly,” she echoed, no fight in her tone. The dark circles under her eyes and the slump in her shoulders zapped my desire to bitch about my awful day.

  “I’ll try to have a heart-to-heart with Kevin the next time I see him. Whenever that is,” I said.

  Jenni’s eyebrows shot up. “I don’t think a heart-to-heart is going to cut it, Lana. He needs real help.”

  Like a switch, my anger returned. “And I’m not Josie. Yeah, I get it. What the hell do you suggest I do?”

  Jenni opened her mouth, but Gabriel put a gentle hand on her arm.

  “Lana, I think you should really consider taking him to Meng Po,” he said.

  My mouth fell open. “I know he’s in pain, Gabriel. We all are. But wiping Josie from his memory is a little extreme, don’t you think?”

  “Damn it, Lana.” Jenni shook her head. “You are really dense sometimes.”

  Gabriel reached across the table and took my hand before I could pull it away. “We’re not suggesting that Meng erase Kevin’s memory of Josie. We’re suggesting that she erase his drug addiction.”

  I blinked stiffly, darting my eyes from Gabriel to Jenni.

  Jenni’s frustrated scowl softened and she sighed. “Kevin is strung out on hellfire. Didn’t you know?”

  Chapter 3

  “It takes considerable knowledge just to

  realize the extent of your own ignorance.”

  —Thomas Sowell

  Kevin is strung out on hellfire. Didn’t you know?

  Jenni’s words were a broken record inside my head as I sulked down the darkened streets of Limbo City, scuffing the soles of my boots along the pavement. Of course I hadn’t known about Kevin’s addiction. Apparently, I was the only one who hadn’t known. Even Jenni, Grim’s second-in-command, who was ever
y bit as busy as I, had noticed. I was the shittiest mentor ever.

  The streetlights flickered on, and my insides tightened in false anticipation. I hadn’t wandered the city at dusk much since last spring, when Tisiphone, a Greek fury, had tried to kill me. Streetlights turning on or off reminded me of her and triggered my anxiety. My mood darkened further, and by the time I made it back to Holly House, I was ready to maim anyone who looked at me wrong.

  The lights under the bubbling fountain of holy water in the courtyard clicked on as I passed through the front gate, and my heart raced again. I snarled and swiped my hand through the spray arcing from a cherub’s trumpet, feeling ridiculous that something so trivial had spooked me.

  “Lana!”

  I spun around, fists in the air. Warren, the nephilim in charge of arming the Nephilim Guard, Limbo City’s primary defense, held his hands up in surrender. His pale wings shuddered nervously.

  “Is this a bad time?” he asked.

  “Yes, but I don’t see that changing too soon. What do you need?” I lowered my fists and tried not to look so rattled. I could feel my face protest as I forced the grimace out of my expression.

  Warren carefully lowered his hands, and a smile lifted the corners of his mouth. “I have something special I’ve been working on for you. Would you care to take a look?”

  I shrugged. “Sure, why not. I’ll follow you up.”

  “Actually,” he said, looking over his shoulder. “It’s in my shop.”

  My interest piqued as I followed Warren around the side of the building to the small parking garage attached to Holly House. There were never more than a dozen vehicles tucked inside, so Holly had allowed Warren to set up a workshop in the back corner, after he set off the fire alarm doing welding work in the spare room of his apartment.